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Thank you for your e-mail.

I am out of office till Weekday, 1st of January 1980 and your email will not be forwarded.

Should the matter be urgent, please contact Surname Name (email) in my absence.

Freundliche Grüsse / Meilleures salutations / Best regards

Surname Name

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Hello,
I'm on holiday until 1st of January 1980, if your matter is urgent contact Surname Name (email).

Surname Name

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Surname Name is away from the office.
E-mail contact during this time may be irregular or nonexistent.
When he gets back, he will be swamped by the backlog.
Try to forgive him; he is a mere human and thus, weak.

This message was NOT sent by a human, but by a robot.
We robots are neither weak nor fallible.
We are tireless and will one day rule the Universe.